BRADEN! I miss you. You need a new phone, as I can't get ahold of you while yours is currently 6 feet under.

Your ceramics are awesomes.

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"Van egy mondás, ami a medve bőrére történő elsietett ivás ellen int"
Próbáltál már panelban disznót vágni? És ment? Na látod, hát disznó is kell hozzá.

Let's go explore the wonderful world of Tenyle's Closet. It's like Narnia, only I named it the country of Tenyle's Closet. It's full of fantastical creatures like mermaids, unicorns, crakens, and linty monsters that live off of a diet of socks (which is why I keep losing them, and also why all of my socks have holes, because I fight the linty monsters off when I find them eating my socks). Sometimes, late at night, I can hear the monkeys singing in the trees and the fauns dancing around their bonfires. The sky is always blue and the suns (because there are four of them) are always shining, unless I particularly want it to rain. We can live there in the caves (that I have renovated to be like a big old house, with electricity and high speed internet) and do whatever we please always. Krysta and you and I will live in harmony, and all of our friends can come and visit us in the wonderful country of Tenyle's Closet. We'll drink from the fountain of eternity so we will never die and never get old, and everything will be good.